TNG Musical Episode

So this is the first thing I wrote for the TNG Musical Episode (other than Leif and Ed's thing which pre-dated the idea of the Musical Episode), and luna suggested I share it with you guys. It fits to the tune of this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXR8F9y8bg


Ginnie: This is the man I’ve got plans to ensnare
    Look, isn't he fine?
    My claim to fame was in post-modern warfare
    Millions were mine
    I’m branching out the biz
    And now my name’s mostly seen with his
    The only trouble is...
    I’ll never tell

James: She’s left her mark she’s a wonderful Stark
    I’m a lucky guy
    We’re snuggling in bed
    Or she’s giving me - flight in the sky
    In the sky!
    I’ll never let her go
    The love we've known can only grow
    There's just one thing that--
    No.
    I’ll never tell
Both: 'cause there's
    Nothing to tell

James: She buys
Ginnie: And he spies
James: Say "get some sleep” she won’t try
Ginnie: He eats far too many pies
    And still keeps in shape
James: I ask,
    and she lies
Ginnie: He says he’s fine
    it’s a guise
James: She hangs out with creepy guys
    Who can travel in time

Both: The vibe gets kind of scary
Ginnie: Like he thinks I’m over-wary
James: Am I not just secondary?
Ginnie: Like our team is fragmentary
Both: But it's all very well
    'Cause, god knows,
    I'll never tell

James: When things get deep
    She’ll work instead of get sleep
    Now look, she’ll make censors bleep
    'Cause I told her I know
Ginnie: He fought
    He’ll get shot
    The shield helps and protects? Not
    He-
James: Her security had a blind spot!
Ginnie: This is my verse, get lost!
    He--

James: Look at me!
    I'm dancing...what?

Both: You know
Ginnie: You're quite the charmer
James: My girl in armour
Ginnie: You're the cutest out of my team
    Even more so than Aileen
    And your skill and speed when we’re--
    In the sky!

Ginnie: He's swell
James: She's sweller
Ginnie: He'll always be my fella
James: That's why I’ll never
Tell her that I’m petrified
Ginnie: We know, how this ends
    A death scene
    No more “just friends”
    I know there'll come the day
    When we can’t run or hide

Both: I lied
    I said we’ll be fine
    I’ve tried
    But there's these fears I can't quell
James: Is she looking for a perfect guy?
Ginnie: Can we make it work if I try?
Ginnie: If the Avengers are successful
    Could our lives become less stressful?
James: Could we have a happy minute
    If I stayed away from bullets?
Ginnie: Is it crazy?
James: Is it madness?
Ginnie: Could we find a way
    Through sadness?
Both: We could use some laser beams
    And get away from it all
    So, thank god,
    I'll never tell
    I swear
    That I’ll never tell

Ginnie: My lips are sealed
James: I plead the fifth
Ginnie: Nothing to see,
    Move it along
Both: I’ll never tell