Full Name:
Lunaria Angelique Wilson

Codename:
Ladypool

Aliases/Nicknames:
Lunatic, Luna, Law, Merc with a Mouth, Merc with the Body, Lady Deadpool, Princess of the Underworld, Princess of the Undead, The Succubus Princess, Princess Lunaria, Crazy Bitch, What do you mean you're a succubus?!, Lunes, Lulu, Luny, That crazy chick, The Wilson girl, Will you please shut up, You with the face, Titzilla, You with the boobs (I'm fairly certain half of these were ones either herself or the annoying voice in her head coined)

Birthplace:
New York City

Hometown/Base of operations:
Everywhere/Mainly New York

Species:
Succubus-Mutant 'Hybrid'

Gender:
Female

Age:
28

Alignment:
Neutral

Affiliation:
Freelance Mercenary
Loosely affiliates with the Legion of Monsters since her mother is the leader of it

PHYSICAL



Height:
5'11" (human) | 6'2" (sexy demon) | 8'3" (true demon)
Weight:
153 lbs (human) | 168 lbs (sexy demon) | rude to ask (true demon)
Hair Color/style:
Naturally Blonde, though she's recently had a thing with dying it pink and wearing it in dreads (human) | Black (sexy demon) | Black (true demon)
Eye Color:
Blue eyes (human) | Blue and glowy (sexy demon) | Reddish orange and glowy (true demon)
Anything Else:
Far too many tattoos to be able to properly describe. She also has two other forms, a 'sexy' demon form and a 'true' demon form.

Equipment and Weapons:
Father's Suit: What was once her father's suit is now hers. Of course, the Deadpool costume had to undergo a bit of changes in order to fit her more feminine stature. And boobs.

Teleportation Device: Her father had many of these, so the fact that she found one lying around shouldn't be that surprising. In order to get somewhere, she has to put the coordinates in for the place into the device, which can be found on her belt. That being said, this takes a moment to actually put the coordinates into and if she doesn't put the right ones in, she can end up literally anywhere in the world without meaning to (always to the coordinates she entered). Needless to say, this gets her into more danger than it actually takes her away from

Katanas: She has a pair of her father's old katanas and knows how to use them very well. Not only that, but she honestly prefers them sometimes. They're so much more fun to use than guns, honestly. You can get real up close and personal and it's just lovely!

Other Blades: She doesn't use just katanas, of cours. She has an assortment of bladed weapons from various swords to daggers to some regular knives and even a pair of sais. There's not much special to any of these aside from they've probably gotten quite a bit of blood cleaned off of them from various now dead possibly a few famous people. Or they could just be normal people. Who knows!

Guns: Guns, guns, and more guns! She has an entire arsenal of guns. From shotguns to uzis to pistols. If you can name it, she probably has it. None of them are necessarily special, either. They're just guns. If she really wants something special, though, she knows where to go.

Grenades: PINEAPPLES! YASSSS! What sort of next gen Deadpool would Luna be if she didn't use grenades, huh? She's got regular grenades, flash grenades, incendiary grenade. If it can be made into a grenade, she probably has a version of it somewhere in her arsenal. And she loves them. They're some of her favorite things to use next to her swords.

Anything else: She has a lot of other weapons in her arsenal. From hammers to axes. She's got a room in her main base of operations just for all her weapons and they hang there nice and neatly... Well, when she can be bothered to organize it. Honestly, it's usually just all thrown about all willy nilly. She's lucky she can find stuff in there when she actually uses it.

Shadow: Shadow was a gift from her mother. One of the only things she's ever gotten from her, aside from her powers and 'title'. Shadow is a hell hound, though he looks mostly like a dire black wolf with red eyes. He doesn't have much special going on for him, but he can talk. He also has the ability to communicate telepathically if he doesn't wish to seemingly use his vocal cords. He also has a great deal of durability and can withstand hellfire without any damage. Regular fire, however? Maybe not so much. He has also displayed having a low level of telekinesis.

Powers:
Succubus Physiology: While not as powerful as her mother, Lunaria is a succubus. She doesn't act like one, not in the slightest, but that doesn't change the facts. She's a succubus and, as such, she is granted a nice few boosts from it. These boosts include something in strength, speed, a few magical abilities, and an almost supernatural level of beauty. I know, right? Sounds noooooothing like Luna. While only technically a half-breed, her mother is the Queen of the Succubus' and, as such, it's believed that Luna may have a level of power most full blooded succubus' likely don't even have, thanks to her mother. I am only going to list the powers that she uses, as they're the ones she knows about. It's likely that, especially given her mother, she has more than these, but she's not a single clue what any of them are. She only knows what her mother was willing to teach her and, well... Luna was a terrible student.

Shape-shifting: Lunaria has the ability to shape shift between three separate forms. While uncomfortable for her, Luna doesn't seem to mind it nearly as much as her mother does. Her three forms are her human form (which is the one she was born with), her 'sexy' demon form, and her 'true' demon form (which is her most powerful form). Outside of these main changes she can, if she wants, take on parts of her 'sexy' form separately, such as her wings or her claws. It's just extremely uncomfortable and the longer she keeps just one out the more likely she is to slowly start shifting completely into her demonic form.

Superhuman Strength: While in human form, she can only life as much as four hundred or so pounds, her true demonic form has strengths that are practically undefined. And by that I mean that she has never, in her life, actually tested her strength. She kind of hates her true demon form. Thinks it's really weird looking. Like, her daddy was prettier than that and that's saying something. However, her true demon form is thought to be able to life three and a half tons.

Superhuman Speed: In her human form, she can easily go around one hundred miles an hour without breaking a sweat. In her 'sexy' form, she can fly and run at around one hundred and fifty miles an hour. In her 'true' form, however, she isn't as fast. She makes up with her strengths in that form rather than her speed.

Hellfire Manipulation: Luna has the ability to generate, control, and project hellfire like most of her kind. It is also known as 'soulfire'. She actually loves abusing this ability, as she uses it often just to play with the flames. For those who don't know, Hellfire is a supernatural sort of flame that can burn not only physical beings but ethereal ones as well.

Pheromone Control: Like most of her kind, she is able to control her pheromones in order to make people fall for her or otherwise put them under her control. Now... she has a really hard time with this because she doesn't like it. So she often turns the pheromones up without even knowing she was doing it. This has honestly created a lot of confusion for her growing up and when her emotions are high, this seems to kick in without her wanting it to the most.

Illusions: One of the few things that actually stuck when her mother was teaching her was the ability to create illusions. They aren't powerful by any means but she can use them on a generalized populace. It's almost like a glamour more than an illusion as it is often cast on herself to change her outward appearance. If she wants to create smaller illusions for others to see, she can, but those are more focused, working on only a few people at once.

Life-Force Absorption: Now this one she learned about by accident but like any succubus, it's apart of her. She feeds off of the life-force of those around her. Often, she needs to make some sort of contact, whether that be through a small touch, kissing, or even sex, she needs to make contact. With kissing and, well, the other stuff, it's easiest to draw that life-force. Her healing factor (something courtesy of her father) does make it less necessary but she still needs to feed on occasion. This is actually something that being a mercenary makes easier. She can just use her targets as her food source. Problem solved!

Supernatural Beauty: Because of the fact that she is a succubus, she has a sort of beauty that seems to be able to draw attention from both men and women. And Luna... absolutely hates it. Like, she loves the attention, but it's also weird for her and has been thought of as a curse at times. She's even asked why she couldn't be riddled with cancer and look as horrendous as her father before. Which is funny, considering her ugliest form is the one she hates the most because of how it looks. Go figure.

Slight Teleportation: She doesn't know the full extent of her teleportation. If she ever bothered to learn, she wouldn't need the teleportation device. What she does know bout her teleportation is that she can go to hell and back with it. Literally. And that's pretty much the only thing she ever uses it for. To go to hell. Or to her mother's domain. Depends on the day. Aside from teleportation between realms, she can teleport super short distances. Usually, it has to be within her line of sight. At least, that's all she knows she can do.

Regenerative Healing Factor: Something she delightfully got from her father as a bit of an extra bonus (no purposefully) to her 'demonic' gifts. She heals at an alarming right. Her organs will even regrow if damaged, as will limbs, though regrowth can take hours, days, or even weeks. No matter how long it takes, though, it's usually painful when it comes to regrowth. Trust me when i say she likes keeping all her limbs and organs attached. Whether removing her head will let her die or not, she hasn't attempted. She knows she can be shot but decapitation? It sounds fun but people always seem to stop her, rude. This power has the unfortunate effect that it had on her father. Meaning she can't get drunk. She's tried. She can't. It does help keep her from being effected by most foreign chemicals and sicknesses. It's likely that this will allow her to be immortal like her father but if that's truly the case or not, the world won't find out for another several decades.

Skills:
Master Martial Artist: Trained to fight by her father (and partially by her other) she is a master in most hand-to-hand and unarmed combat techniques. She learns surprisingly quick for a crazy girl. She doesn't need to use weapons to get a job done, they just make things easier. While she never uses any one technique at a time, she does know the following (as well as several others): karate, tae kwon do, savate, jujutsu, judo, and krav maga.

Master Assassin: Partially taught from her father, partially from experience after she started doing the whole mercenary gig herself, she has come to master a variety of things such as espionage methods, assassination techniques, escape artistry, covert operations, and infiltration methods.

Expert Marksmanship: She doesn't need to be a 'demon' to be dangerous. All she needs is a gun and one bullet. She was given a gun on her tenth birthday and from there on in she was taught how to use it. She knows how to care for a gun as well, mind you. She can make almost any shot she puts her mind to. And this includes more than just guns. This includes things like darts or throwing daggers as well. Expert, I tell you!

Highly Skilled Swordsman: She has a sword and she knows how to use it. Actually, she knows how to use pretty much all of her bladed weapons with skill and finesse. Though you'd expect that out of someone who actually carried swords around with her when she's in costume, wouldn't you?

Multilingual: Between her mother and father, she is fluent in several languages including Spanish, Japanese, Russian, German, Latin, French, and several demonic languages.

Weaknesses:
1.) You're literally the worst Luna is probably the worst succubus in existence. Lust is often lost on her, she's twenty eight but barely knows how to use half of her powers, she can't control one of the defining factors of being a succubus too well, and, over all, she just isn't very succubus like at all. She's got the whole violence thing down, the whole scary demonic part of it all. But the love thing? Ha, that's a joke. If she had had the choice, she would have been something far cooler. Like a dragon! Or a witch! Or a comic book character! Oh wait...

2.) Make it shut up! Luna has this voice in her head that refuses to leave her alone. It's rude, inconsiderate of feelings, and just loves to seemingly hurt her. And it's almost always chittering away in her head. If someone actually thought it was a good idea to listen to her thoughts, they would be bombarded with the words of the other voice always talking to her. Just talk, talk, talking away. And she hates it. She hates that little voice, even though it's probably her only real friend.

3.) My mind wandered off a long time ago... I don't think it's coming back Lunaria is crazy, psycho, a nutjob, has a few screws loose, a couple of crayons short of a full box. You get the gist. She doesn't see things the way normal people do and she probably never will. This insanity leaves her rather unpredictable, which can be both a good and bad thing, really. Good because it can leave her opponents confused. Bad because it often gets her into more trouble than good which then leads to her having to kill someone usually.

4.) Umm... wait... why do i have to feel? She is, in some senses of the word, sociopathic. She has a general lack of emotional understanding. She can feel them, she knows she has them, she just doesn't understand them and she doesn't understand why she feels certain ways and why other people feel certain ways. Because of this, she has a hard time telling when people feel certain ways. She likes to pretend she understand but she's clueless. Probably the biggest reason she's always inappropriately looking at the funnier side of life.

5.) The power of christ compels thee Being a succubus, holy objects and holy grounds are pretty painful for her to touch or enter. Which makes it just horrible if and when she has jobs that requires going into churches or sanctified cemetaries.

6.) I need you, baby In order to stay a nice, strong, healthy little succubus girl, she needs to suck from people's life force. She's, in a sense, an energy vampire. That's what succubi are, energy vampires feeding off of emotional energies. And she needs to do that. Her healing factor seems to help keep her alive without doing so, however it doesn't keep all of her powers as strong as they should be. She often thinks that eating a shit ton of food will help create the same effect. It doesn't. But that doesn't seem to stop her.

7.) I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES! She almost never shuts up. Her mouth gets her into so much trouble, it's rarely funny anymore. She's gotten distracted on missions because she couldn't keep her yap shut for five goddamned minutes. Talk talk talk talk talk. It's like a super power, really. An annoying, nonstop superpower. If only it was that simple, right?

8.) The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt Her family is a big weakness to her. She loves her mother and father so much, she's pretty much in denial that Wade could actually be dead. He just can't be. It's impossible. Because Deadpool can't die! And she will probably go to the ends of the Earth to find him. Even if he is really dead, she'll never believe it. And that can easily be used against her.

9.) Sit. Stay. Good helldoggy! Shadow is like her baby. Her big, monstrous, wolf-like, cute as a button but vicious to the core baby. And she loves him. She loves him with all her heart. And even though he can likely defend himself, if anythinf ever happened to him, she would be devistated. And she would likely be out for blood. Shadow is such a big weakness, though. Outside of the voice, he's her only other friend that she knows for a fact that sees her as a friend as well. And she just can't lose her.

FAMILY:
Mother:
Shiklah || Alive
Father:
Wade “Deadpool” Wilson || Presumed Dead
Siblings:
Eleanor Camacho || Canon sister || Unknown
Possibly others somewhere
Children:
She has a hellhound named shadow. That's the closest thing to a child she has.
Extended family:
Evil Deadpool (father's clone); Widdle Wade (father's clone); Amjad (uncle, deceased); Baqir (uncle, deceased);

THE REST

Personality:
Upon first meeting Lunaria, one might noticed that she is mentally fucked up. I mean, really, its probably the first thing people notice about her. She's a bit out there in the way she acts. She's hyper, constantly energetic, and often caught out in public saying things most people shouldn't say. She doesn't understand personal space too well either. She doesn't think there is a point to it. After all, she's probably going to end up getting uncomfortably close to kill you anyway! Why care about the space. Her habit of talking to herself also doesn't help in her constantly being called cuckoo.

She's not an evil person, though. Honestly, she is one of the sweetest people. She's kind and understanding, always trying to put a smile on her friends faces. A smile fixes everything in her mind, as does a joke. She would prefer to fill the world with laughter (and death) than anything else. She also tries to give people advice constantly when she feels they need it (although her advice probably isn't stuff you should actually follow ever).

She really likes making friends, she just has a hard time doing so. What probably makes things harder, though, is the fact that she has crazy mood swings sometimes. There are days when she comes off as sane, normal, happy go lucky. But without even a little bit of provocation, she can turn. Anger and depression are two things that seem to suddenly spring. But her anger isn't shown in normal angry fashions. Oh no no. She could easily just start to yell and shout and thrash, but she doesn't. Rather, she gets this dark look in her eyes and a twisted grin and, well, she likes to say she can't be held responsible for what happens to people when she gets this way.

Lunaria likes to look at everything as a joke. Life is one big joke and everything in it should be funny. Because of this, and a twisted sense of humor, she is known for making extremely terrible puns and jokes about the worst situations. Did your mother die? Was your pet run over? Your boyfriend decapitated? A normal person would be sympathetic. Lunaria? She makes jokes. Horrific jokes in hopes that it will cheer people up. She doesn't understand that these things aren't funny and thinks others should find them as such.

Another thing is that Lunaria is the definition of a sociopath. She doesn't understand emotions, how they work, why she feels them. But she likes to pretend that she does understand them. In all honesty, emotions are weird. They don't make sense. They confuse her and, sometimes, anger her. Why does she feel happiness? Why does she feel sadness? Why does she care about people? She doesn't understand any of this. Which makes it all the more odd when you think about it. She's a succubus who can't understand emotions. Weird, right? Yeah, she thinks so too.

Lastly, i thought it might be appropriate to define the personality of the voice inside her head. That is right, you heard correctly, there is a voice in luna's head. A manifestation of cognitive thought that doesn't belong to her (that she knows of). The voice is snarky, sarcastic, uncaring. The voice likes to call luna out on her shit and genuinely seems to dislike her for whatever reason. It also seems to try and be a voice of reason, though luna never listens to anything it says.

History:
Deadpool met Shiklah because of Dracula. Yeah, you heard that right. Dracula. It seems the vampire had been hoping to marry the Succubus, wanted to unite their two 'kingdoms'. Power was certainly the driving force behind that. He wanted her kingdom as his own, her people as his. And who better to get the deadly queen of succubus' than the crazy, delusional, loud mouthed, superhealing wolverine impressionist himself, Wade Wilson. Things hadn't gone quite according to plan, however, and instead becoming the bride of Dracula, she ended up marrying another D-man: Deadpool. Now, we all know the saying: first comes love. Then comes marriage. So we all know what came next. That's right, a monster in a baby carriage. Or, well, half monster.

Lunaria was named by both her parents. Her first name was given to her by her mother while her middle was given by Wade. He thought it would be ironic to give a demon, half or otherwise, the name Angelique. Lunaria Wilson, often called just Luna by, well, everyone, spent a good bit of her life traveling. Even as a young child, she was being brought from place to place, including Hell and her mother's domains within the underworld. It could easily be said that the girl didn't have a very conventional childhood. While her father genuinely wanted to spend time with his little princess, he had jobs to do. And he would go off to do them. It was usually when he was gone that she would stay with her mother and get her lessons. From a young age, Shiklah had wanted the girl to learn how to be a proper succubus. Luna supposed that her mother just wanted her daughter to have the means to take over for her if something ever happened. Too bad for Shiklah, Luna was always a lot more like her father than anyone would have wanted. One Deadpool was enough in the world. Have a second one even remotely like him made the world a worse place to live in. When she wasn't asking a million questions that had nothing to do with her 'lessons', she was often putzing around or wandering off to 'play' with some other demonic creature, or with Bug. Boy did Luna love that little dragon creature.

It should be of no surprise that she got her first piece of weaponry when she was about ten or so. Her father thought it would be a splendid idea! And he taught her how to use it starting then. Guns were just the beginning, however. When she started showing proficiency with it, he moved on to blades, then the proper uses for grenades, then whatever odds and ends were left inbetween. Weapons seemed so much more dangerous than succubus powers and she loved them! It was fun for her. And while she was about as bad a student for her father as she was for her mother, her dad had a bit more insight into everything and how someone like her worked, so he made do a lot easier. Of course, inbetween weapons and succubus training was regular old hand to hand combat training. And occasionally important things people usually should be learning growing up, though most of that was boring and she barely paid attention to it when her mother tried to teach.

Luna didn't have much formal school experience when she was young, so when she was about fourteen, her father tried settling down for a few years to let Luna go to a normal high school. That lasted all but half a year before she was expelled. No matter, they tried again when she was sixteen, getting fake prior school documentation to get her into a better school. It was during that year she learned first about the life-force absorption. Had she listened to her mother through the boring bits, she would have known years before. Let's just say there was a girlfriend that ended up dying because things got a bit too hot and kissing turned into life sucking. That initially freaked Luna out a whole lot. She killed her girlfriend. And she didn't even do it on purpose! She had been so distraught at first. Her parents took her out of school and Shiklah took care of the situation. To this day, Luna still doesn't know how her mother managed to do so.

Luna was about eighteen when she started working with her father, much to both of her parents protests. But how can you really stop a girl if she sneaks off and follows her father on his job? That was probably the first time she got properly shot. And man was it thrilling! She helped on the job none the less and managed to do rather well. Continuous sneaking eventually ended with her father willingly taking her with him and she loved it. Her father tried calling her Ladypool for a while, and Luna liked the sound of it. But the name Lunatic got shouted at her so often, she decided that was clearly the name to go with. And she loved it. 'Lunatic' Wilson, it just had a ring to it!

She was about twenty when the big battle happened. Her mother was too busy doing Legion of Monsters stuff, so her and her father grinned at each other and decided that they just had to do it, they had to join the fight. So they did. Luna got a good battering during it but her father? He had the displeasure of being too close to a blast that seemingly incinerated him. Being that close herself, she got a good backlash, but not as bad as her dad. If she wasn't crazy already, the rest of her screws definitely got loose in that battle. She healed pretty well, thank goodness. And after the Battle, she looked everywhere for her father, but he was nowhere. He was listed with the deaths but she knew better. He healed, he had to. And if he wasn't in Hell, where else could he be?

As you can guess, after that, she pretty much took it upon herself to do his work, and hopefully find a clue as to what happened. After all, she didn't believe for a second that he was really dead. He couldn't be. Deadpool wasn't supposed to be able to die. So for the past eight years, that's what Luna's been doing. Looking for her father and kicking some ass hardcore. It was shortly after the battle that her mother gave her Shadow in hopes the hound would be helpful in getting over the loss. Shiklah hid her personal pain pretty well, but Luna knew she was sad. She could just feel it. Sad days. But hey, the world needs a Deadpool and while she preferred the name Lunatic, she couldn't deny the world what it deserved. Ladypool was what she's gone by for the last several years. And it's probably not changing again.

Face Claim/Play by:
Bambu Jessica

Sample RP:
The night before had just been brutal. Super brutal. She honestly hadn't expected the job to go the way it had. Cops weren't meant to show up. Oh no no. Usually those types of jobs, the ones where she just had to kill someone without being seen, were quite easy. You just go in, slit some throats, and get out before anyone had even noticed. But not this time. This time, there had been cops waiting for her. They'd been tipped off, the whole thing had been a trap. A fucking trap, and she'd played right into their hands. She couldn't believe it. Just couldn't believe that she'd fallen for something like that. How could she have been so stupid? How could she have been so blind to not see all the clues? She was lucky she had speed on her side and, well, she'd spent a good bit of the night just running. By the time she stopped, she'd found herself London. Of all the places to run to, she had to run to the one city that housed the headquarters for the fucking Bureau of Supernatural Affairs. Of all the places! It'd been quite the trip, though, and she was exhausted from all the running she'd done, so she'd found herself a nice hotel room and spent the night.

Honestly, there'd been no real reason for the room. She didn't get much sleep. Hell, the only thing she'd done for a good hour after that had been eat. Because boy had she been starved. She ate and ate and ate, needing all of the extra calories from having pushed her speed to it's limits. Using all of that energy like she had to keep running and running and running? You could only imagine what it had been like! And, sure, after abusing quite a bit of the room service privileges that came with being in a hotel room, she'd, at some point in the early morning, finally collapsed on her bed and found sleep.

It was the sound of her cell phone blaring the lyrics to 'Chop Suey' by System of a Down right by her head that woke her up the next morning. There was a small growl that escaped her as she rubbed at her head and answered the phone. She'd gave the man calling a grumpy, "What do you want?" and ended up having to listen to such a long set of instructions. It was quite annoying. She didn't hear most of it, really. And, as she heard the man's voice start to go from normal talking to yelling in her ear for her to pay attention that she snapped the phone shut, collapsing back into the bed. "Hey, fuckgirl, get your sorry ass up out of that bed," came the voice inside of her head. Luna let out a whine, grabbing a pillow and covered her head with it, as if it would drown out the voice's, well, voice. "I don't wanna get uuuuuuup," she cried. "It's too eeeeearlyyyyyyy." She could hear a growling inside of her own head. "Get off your lazy ass you worthless excuse for a succubus. Your phone clearly said it was after ten. You need to check out and find your way to the next city."

She shook her head and squeezed her eyes shut but, unfortunately, sleep never came back, not as her cell phone went off again."Devil dammit!" She huffed, sitting up again and tossing the pillow to the side and getting to her feet. She hit the end call button on the phone before silencing it and slipping it into her pocket. She had pretty much just planned on slipping her shoes on and leaving, but oooooh no, of course she couldn't just do that. "Ew, you're not gonna get a shower first?" She rolled her eyes. "Do I really have to? Like, really, i'm  not gonna be in this city much longer anyway." "You are the most vile person I know. God, that's gross! You really should go shower. Like, now. How can you possibly do that much running and not think you need to shower? Disgusting piece of sh-" "FINE, OKAY! I'M GETTING NAKED RIGHT NOW! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?"

The shower Lunaria took was quick and, soon, finally the voice shut up and allowed her to actually leave. Thank goodness for that, too. She'd been getting annoyed. As she moved out to the street, she say some boy who was lazily holding their skateboard as they walked. With a bit of a smirk, she started moving in the same direction as the good and snatched up the board, using her super speed for a moment to make sure she wasn't seen before getting on the board itself. "Awwwww yissssssss. Look at me! I'm like Tony Hawk on this shit!" she laughed, veering across the street and towards the park. She swerved between parents and kids but, as the sweet scent of food and latte caught her nose, just barely, she got distracted and, suddenly, the succubus was falling off of the board and skidding across the ground. She'd been lucky that she had stopped right at the feet of the pretty lady with the croissant. 'Mmmmmm, foooooood,' she thought, licking her lips. She didn't even think of the pain that she was in, just looked up at the woman. The board she'd been in was slowly rolling and, as it got beside her, she reached out to stop it.  She didn't even think to get up just yet, quite enjoying the view from down there. "Sup, pretty woman? Did ya see that super awesome trick? That slide took some maaaaaad skillz. I like to call it the face stopper," she laughed. Yep, she was sooooo smooth. "Could you please just stop talking for once in your life?"

Secret Word:
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