What is this? Well, I'm sure all know about 'Texts From Last Night'. And we've also all probably seen the 'Texts From Superheroes' variation that crops up online. So, I figured why not play it here?

The set up is simple. Find a message from 'Texts From Last Night' that suits your character. Something they'd send to another character on the site... post it here.

For instance...

From: Adam
To: Gabby, Aileen
"Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?"


And the site: www.textsfromlastnight.com/

From: Aaron
To: Mal
"We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

From: (Death) Adam
To: Whole Contacts List

"I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?"

From: May
To: Ed
"I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck"

From: Sebastian
To: Lilith
"Calm down, I am not kidnapping the bartender."

From: JJ
to: Dinah
"We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate."

From: Dante
To: Elisabeth
"The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill!"

From: Lydia
To Sebastian
"LILITH IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCOLATE. WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO TO HER!?"

From: Dinah
To: JJ
Regarding the Rogues
"I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!"

From: May
To: Ed
"I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that."

Between Ed and May:
Ed: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
May: "Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?"

From Ginnie
To: T'Shan and James
"wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house!"

From: T'Shan
To: Aileen
"Asgardian Ale. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb."

From: Sebastian
To: Adam
"I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4."

From: T'Shan
To: Aileen
"rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them"

Between Sebastian and Marty:
Marty: "i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend."
Seb: "i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me."

From: JJ
To: Rayne
"I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart"

From: Becca
To: Alex
"So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs."