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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 13:21:41 GMT -6
So basically, how this works is you take a quote from something, and you apply it to the characters of TNG, in a way that's funny and makes sense. Can be from anything. TV, books, movies, real life. If you know the source, put it in! If not, that's also fine And as I'm bad at explaining, have some examples.
Edward: What’s this about?! Making enemies isn’t something that I … well I never really avoided it… but that’s no reason someone should be trying to kill me!
Kayleigh: You heard me, if you want to take Edward out of here, against his will, you gotta go through me Alex: And me Mari: Is this a joke? I'm not going to be frightened by two teenage girls Alex: You don't want to mess with us Kayleigh: She's a hair-puller May: And you're not just dealing with two teenage girls Gabe: You're dealing with all of us Leif: Except me Gabe: Except Leif Leif: I don't care what happens (Source: Buffy)
Arthur: Blade, we need a plan of attack! Andrew: *running headlong at vampires* I have a plan: attack. (Source: Avengers Assemble)
Aileen: I'm straight Ginnie: *snorts* Aileen: I'm mostly straight
James: I lost ten pounds Aileen: Nice. What's your secret? James: My hand got cut off Aileen: ....Oh.
Edward: Don't underestimate us. Our team's motto is "Maybe we'll get lucky this time"
Flo: I don't take orders, I do it my own way Aaron: No wonder you died
Edward: I am 'Eagle One' Edward: Cassie is 'Been There, Done That' Edward: Leste is 'Currently Doing That' Edward: Leif is 'It Happened Once in a Dream' Edward: Gabe is 'If I Had to Pick a Dude' Edward: And Kayleigh is.....Eagle Two Kayleigh: Thank god (Source: Parks and Rec)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 13:44:44 GMT -6
*might have had a hoard of these on a word document*
*literally just assigning to anyone based on my impressions of a charrie, so don't read too much in if you don't agree XD* *also only using made charries which rules out a ton of my quotes* *will edit this with more later*
Other dcs: How do you keep track of all these lies? Leif: Practice. Lying is like 95% of what I do. Other dcs: In your job. Leif: Sure.
Ed: I hate to say it, but Leif is right. Leif: …Why do you hate to say it? Ed: It just bugs me when you’re right. Leif: Believe it or not, I find that oddly complimentary.
Leif: I have total faith in you. any two dcs: [leave] Leif: There's like a 30% chance they'll both die.
Cassie, ed, aileen, mel: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? pretty much anyone else: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
Gabe: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids. Edward: Our kids? Gabe, neither of us have children and we're not married. Gabe: We're a little married. Edward: I know. I love it.
Ed: Look, Gabe, I’m tired and I want to go home, I just want to wash my hands of this whole stinkin’ mess, so I’m gonna ask you just one time: did you, or did you not, snap into an alternate personality and go on a serial killing rampage?
Aileen: I may not know everything, but I do know I’ll be seeing you in my bed tonight.
Leikny: Screw this. I’m going to deal with this the same way I solve every damn problem in my life: with a fabulous dress and a buttload of lies.
James: Don't worry, Ginnie, I'm fine. Ginnie: You got shot, James, you're not fine. James: I've been shot before. So have you, right? Ginnie: It's not like you build up an immunity to gunshot wounds.
Edward: When I was young, I left a long trail of broken hearts. I'm not proud of it Gabe: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations
Leif: What happened? Edward: You fell Leif: Really? Edward: Onto my fist Leif: That explains a lot
Edward: What do you want? Leif: I want to stop the other universe, I want to save the world Edward: You do remember you're a villain, yeah? Leif: We like to talk big, Villains do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Galway United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around waiting to be messed with. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real passion for destruction. The duplicated could pull it off. Goodbye, Four Courts. Farewell, Merrion Square. You know what I'm saying? Edward: Okay, you're not down with the duplicates. Why would you ever come to me?
anti!Gabe: I don’t need gasoline to burn stuff down. All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.
Edward: There's something I need to get off my chest Gabe: Is it your shirt?
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Post by Mari Creed on Sept 30, 2015 13:51:21 GMT -6
Celeste: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way. Vampire: That's fine with me! Celeste: Are you sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...
Celeste: Well, you know what they say; ninety percent of the vampire slaying game is, is waiting. Edward: You couldn't have told me that ninety percent ago?
Adam: What is it with those guys? Gavby: They're obnoxious. Professionally. Lydia: Well, every school has 'em. See, you start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids.
Lydia: Adam's taken to teasing the less fortunate? Gabby: Uh-huh. Lydia: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor? Gabby: Yes. Lydia: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles. Gabby: It's bad, isn't it? Lydia: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.
Edward: Shouldn't it be aimed at my neck? Mari: No, no this way your scalp gets sliced off and your brains just come pouring out. Edward: What exactly is the trick? Mari: What trick?
Mari: What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?
Literally anyone: You're dead. Flo: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
Celeste: You're fixin' to do something stupid, aren't you? Edward: Done it. Came here.
Jack: I must be in hell. Lilura: Ah, no. L.A. But a lot of people make that mistake.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 14:11:37 GMT -6
Edward: Why don't you stay calm? Kayleigh: I'll stay angry. I find it relaxes me
Mari: Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking
Mari: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now (Source: Tumblr)
Celeste: Just skip to the part that's gonna piss me off Edward: That's all of it
Edward: Just be yourself, say something nice Kayleigh: Which one? I can't do both
Aileen: I got kicked out of pottery barn for laying in a bed Ginnie: You took your pants off and got under the covers! Aileen: I was tired!
Leif: I don't know how I can simultaneously hate myself and think I'm better than everyone else, but somehow I manage
Seb: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.
Aileen: *looking at Ginnie* I suppose it's true what they say. There are no straight girls on the battlefield. Ginnie: That's ATHEISTS, Aileen. There are no atheists on the battlefield
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Post by Mari Creed on Sept 30, 2015 14:51:04 GMT -6
Nora: [At Flo (love you)] Don't make me kill you again.
Some currently mystery person: I'm trying very hard not to judge you. Jack: Me? You murdered your entire family. Same mystery someone: Yes. But I was never unfaithful.
Celeste: I see it all the time. The dead can hold a grudge better than most Scorpios.
A what if quote for if Gwen ever falls for someone... Person: So why'd you keep it a secret? Gweneviene: "Hi, I'm Gwen. I'm dead. Want to hook up?" I don't think so.
Mari: Do you think I'm full of shame and regret for what I've done now? You could shave me bald as a cue ball and I'd still be the hottest tamale in this joint.
Mari (or maybe Chloe's Shadow personality): Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.
Mari: There's more than one way to skin a cat. And i happen to know that's factually true.
Lilura: Can you say jailbait, Jack? Limey bastard.
Wyatt: [After lucy storms away] If you don't mind me, I'm just gonna go follow the redhead.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 9:49:14 GMT -6
Celeste: Look, if I don’t handle this situation right, I’m going to lose both of these guys. And even worse, they’re both going to lose me.
Edward: There’s a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life. (Source: Red vs Blue)
Someone: (about Cassie and Aaron) They sure make a cute couple, huh? Edward: Well they certainly are standing next to each other
Caspar: I don’t try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That’s nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them
Aileen: I’ll go. I’m a good shot and I provide much-needed eye candy.
Leif: Have I ever lied to you? Person: ... Leif: In this room?
Alex: Are we really doing this? Edward: We're doing it tonight Alex: But isn't it kind of dangerous? Kayleigh: It's incredibly dangerous and borderline idiotic Alex: Have you guys done something like this before? Edward: Something dangerous, or something idiotic? Kayleigh: I think it's a yes to both
Me: What, don't you recognise your arch-enemy? Surely I'm the most Arch enemy you have
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Post by Owen Merlowe on Oct 1, 2015 12:15:29 GMT -6
Owen after tying up Hulk!Ben doesn't work: "Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Running, running, running."
Dinah: Owen, I think you have internal bleeding. Owen: That's good, right? That's where all the blood is supposed to be.
Hal: What happened? Marty (After being jumped by Lydia's boyfriend and his friends): I fell... Hal: Out of a plane? From orbit? Walt: It was a sight to behold, I hear. Hal: Did the plane have a name? Walt: Several. And numbers even. I think he fought the whole first string. Marty: One of you get me aspirin. Or a gun. I don't even care who.
Ginnie: James, you can't take them all on. James: ... Ginnie: Not a challenge!
Wyatt: Have you seen my sister? Charlie: I haven't not seen her. Wyatt: What does that even mean? Charlie: What does any of it mean? Wyatt: Do you have a concussion or something? Charlie: Yes, probably. Wyatt: Oh, good. She's probably still nearby then.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2015 12:32:13 GMT -6
Nora: You shot Flo, you team-killing fucktard!
Aileen: Hey, you're back! How'd the Humpday thing go? James: Umm... Ginnie: Oh, it went great, as long as you weren't on our team. Aileen: So you lost. Ginnie: Yeah, unless there's some new game type where you're supposed to catch the most amount of bullets with your torso. In which case, James was the clear victor.
Aaron: Thanks for watching, everybody! Now let's all go home and masturbate!
Aaron: Defenses are established, Owen! [Something Aaron built suddenly explodes] Aaron: Cancel that, Owen - defenses are destroyed.
Arthur: There's no I in team Leif. Leif: Yeah? Well there's no U either. So if I'm not on the team and YOU'RE not on the team- then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!
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Post by Helen Danvers on Oct 4, 2015 22:57:41 GMT -6
Marty: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
Walt: Marty, why are you so afraid of loving me?
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Scrubs (2001)
Mal: Owen!
Owen: I'm hoping for your sake there's another Owen sitting right behind me.
Mal: I'm not sure what you were trying to teach me by sending me to Dr. Kelso.
Owen: The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone.
Mal: I think we both know there's a little more to it than that.
Owen : No, trust me, there's not. Listen, missie, I want you to spread the word. I've... had... enough! The next whiney intern coming to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Aïsha, I'm going to hurt!
[Owen jumps over the couch]
Owen: And you, you one-man freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.
Mal: You're right, you're absolutely right. I have to learn to pick my battles. Thank you so much.
[Mal leaves the room]
Owen: Y... you're welcome.
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Post by Dinah Grayson on Oct 5, 2015 0:24:48 GMT -6
Owen: Boy oh boy! Looks like you pissed off the wrong guy there, crunchy. Trust me. He'll make you pay.
Lydia: Oh, Dr. Kelso's all bust. I bet underneath it all he's a sweetheart.
Owen: Oh no, underneath it all he is pure evil.
Lydia: Hood, no one's pure evil, I mean yeah some people have a hard outer shell, but inside everybody has a creamy center.
Owen: There are, plenty of people here, on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside!
Lydia: So they have more of a nougaty center?
Owen: Lady. People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
Lydia: I'm touching your creamy center!
Owen: Oh I am so very angry that I'm going to find someone to kill just to prove her wrong!
(Shhhhhhh you can never have too much scrubs)
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Post by Melody Talent on Oct 6, 2015 16:40:23 GMT -6
Leif: Celeste can do this alone Edward: Don't be a stupid git Leif: Edward, if I want your opinion, I'll....I'll never want your opinion
Leif: Gosh, if I didn't know better, I'd think you didn't like me Edward: I don't. You're pompous and arrogant
Aileen: Me and Ginnie were in a room getting sweaty Ginnie: We were training Aileen: I stand by my phrasing
Edward: If I was in a room with Maximus, Joker and Leif, and I had a gun with two uru bullets, I'd shoot Leif twice
Edward: I need to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies
Maximus: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying
Melody: Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people, we see where it goes from there
Lilith: Are you one of the good guys? Leif: No, but I'm friends with them *sigh*
May: I'm going to let you stick around and see what a real hero does Edward: Great. So when are they getting here?
Kayleigh: Edward will come up with a plan Alex: That's good, right? Kayleigh: Do you remember some of Edward's previous plans?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2015 11:06:35 GMT -6
Cassie: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again? Aaron: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.
Aaron: That thing in the shower. That is delightful. Cassie: That is not a routine. That's two naked people singing when there's no one around to see or hear it.
Captain Cold: You texted Aaron and not me? Mallory: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don't call the voice of reason.
Aaron: Checking you for bites and scratches. Just making sure you didn’t somehow get impregnated. Cassie: If you think that’s how I’d get pregnant we need to talk.
Cassie: I'll give it to you straight. I'm just a girl, looking for a private dick. Aaron: Whoa, then your search is over, sweetheart.
Aaron: Did I tell you I got peppered sprayed today? Mallory: You say that like it's a good thing.
Aaron: I was being dramatic. Owen: How were you being when you shot her?
Aaron: You're going to break my finger. Ed: And after that there's nine more.
Adam: I can't believe we just got beat by a girl. Aaron: Lets never speak of this again
Cassie: I'm not choosing our song off of a list that includes Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" Aaron: That song, I'm sure ignited many a strip club romance back in 1987.
Aaron: You broke three of my ribs. Ed: I'm sorry. I was going for double digits.
Mallory: I might as well apply to become a mall cop. Aaron: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.
Aaron: (to Cassie) Shouldn't you be wearing a short skirt for this? That's the rule.
Aaron: We could keep him here at the Saloon. We could use a mascot. Nora: I thought that's what we had you for.
Aaron: If you find out a man is cheating on you, how would you kill him? Flo: Knife. Nora: Shoot him.
(After shooting a dummy in the chest) Mallory:Hell of a shot, Aaron. Aaron:I was aiming for his head
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Post by Edward Church on Oct 27, 2015 11:34:33 GMT -6
Edward: *holding one of Celeste's books* You can't just go "librum incendere" and expect- *book catches on fire* Celeste: Edward, don't speak Latin in front of the books
Aileen: I will now drink eight glasses of milk in three minutes Ginnie: No, you will not do that, because if you do that, you will die
Edward: You don't think I'll be alone at fifty, do you? Kayleigh: Aww Church, you won't make it to fifty
Leif: The non-violent approach might be better here Celeste: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence, do I? Edward: The important thing is that /you/ believe that
Mari: Keep your friends close, and your enemies so close you're almost kissing
Edward: He's here Leif: Indeed Edward: You mean you...did you know? Leif: I had no idea, but I make it a policy to never seem surprised
Alex: That's a lot of bandages, you must be hurt pretty bad Edward: Actually I left my shirt at home. Grabbed these to cover up so you wouldn't be distracted
Aileen: Just because something is theoretically impossible, doesn't mean it's not possible Ginnie: That's exactly what it means
Leif: I'm with Church on this. I'm 100% behind him on this issue. You have to be to stab someone in the back
Andrew: I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour
Celeste: Sometimes, bad guys are the only good guys you get
Edward: God, are you punishing me because my hair is better than yours?
Ginnie: This just goes to show that you should always listen to me and never to Aileen Aileen: That's fair
Lilith: It's true, Celeste might be alone and childless, but she is totally a strict mom Celeste: I don't like your tone, young lady
Someone: I won't have my honour questioned by a mutant! Edward: I'm not questioning it. I'm denying it's existence
Aileen: Ginnie, do you need to sleep? Ginnie: No Aileen: You have bags under your eyes Ginnie: It's...a look I'm going for
Celeste: These so-called "feelings" are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch
Leif: Vulgarity is no substitute for wit Edward: Up yours
Aileen: Sounds gay. I'm in
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Post by Celeste Belmont on Oct 27, 2015 12:49:39 GMT -6
Mari: Each one of these stupid gashes is worse than the next.
Mari: Everyone wants to get with this! Women, men, animals at the zoo, plants probably.
Celeste: It's about kicking the living crap out of someone when they disrespect you.
Mari: I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know... Ginnie: Yes... it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. Mari: Participate in the what? Aileen: What she means is that wouldn't be her first guess. Mari: Yeah, a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Edward: Do you know what the saddest thing in the world is? Mari: Bad hair on top of that outfit?
Mari: Is there anything better than a natural disaster: the panic, the people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine.
Adam: Guys would do anything to impress a girl. I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath. Gabby: It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor.
Admiral Fluffy Paws: Dogs guard; cats watch... and judge.
Celeste: So that's your plan? Leif: Please, I don't plan! I scheme!
Mari: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony. Adam: I'm gonna write him a very stern letter. Mari: You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?
Lilura: Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can't live without seeing my mother.
Olly: I think she's too young for me. She's so excited about the turn of the century. Rayne: I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home.
James: I used to be a spy, you know. [points to the back of his head] James: Sean Penn got me right here. [points to his forehead] James: P. Diddy got me right here. [points to his chest] James: Celine Dion got me right here. Ginnie: She hit you? James: No. The song she did for "Titanic" always chokes me up. (As much as this might not fully fit, the guy's name was actually James so i just had to xD)
Gabby: [after an accident] Is everybody ok? Adam: Well, I didn't hear a voice say, "Adam, step into the light," so I guess I'm ok.
Jack: [smiles, offering his hand] Hey there! Lilith: [bright friendly smile] Hello. Jack: [as they shake hands] Jack Constantine. Lilith: Lilith. Jack: Nice to meet you, Lilith Lilura: [not looking up, sounds annoyed] Do you mind flirting outside? Jack: [mildly defensive] I was just saying hello. Lilura: For you, that's flirting. Lilith: [hand still linked with Jack's] I'm not complaining. [smiling] Jack: [smiles back] Muchas gracias. [kisses her hand]
Lucy: What are you taking your clothes off for? Wyatt: I'm goin' in! Lucy: By the looks of it, I'd say the Stet radiation doesn't affect clothes, only flesh. Wyatt: Well, I'll look good though.
Celeste: Alright, usual formation. Lilith: What's the usual formation? Sebastian: Varies. Lilith: How can the usual formation vary?
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Post by Edward Church on Oct 29, 2015 7:10:43 GMT -6
Edward: Kayleigh, I'm in serious trouble! Kayleigh: Whose girlfriend did you hit on now?
Izzy: What's that? Melody: It's a chicken on a piece of string? Izzy: And that helps us how?
Maximus: Hello Gabriel Gabe: Edward and Gabby are round the corner. One girlish scream from me and they spring into attack mode
Edward: There will come a time when you have the chance to do the right thing Mari: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass me by
Gabe: What? I'm just saying I'm surprised Edward can dance! Cassie: That sounds more like "I'm surprised I still have clothes on right now"
Izzy: Why was there a bucket over my door? Melody: Why was your door under my bucket?
Edward: Kayleigh, it's easy to criticise- Kayleigh: *interrupting* Fun too
Edward: Kayleigh, you're not thinking about trespassing on SHIELD property are you? I know you've done it before, but- Kayleigh: Too late, I'm already inside
Gabby: We're throwing you a birthday party Kayleigh! It'll be- Kayleigh: Someone will die Gabby: Of fun! Kayleigh: And of murder
Edward: I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with Leif
Edward: You're one of my best friends, I just want to help you loosen up Gabe: You don't think I'm a geek? Edward: Of course not Gabe: You think I'm cool? Edward: Of course not
Celeste: What part of "stay put" is confusing to you? Edward: The "put" part. I wasn't "put" in the first place, Celeste. The whole expression is a disaster
Gabe: How can we keep this light and breezy? I know, a comprehensive set of rules Edward: Why am I attracted to you again? Nevermind, go on
Some Villain: Mutants, demons, witches, it's like a Halloween party in here. Except you Leif, what do you turn into? Leif: Abominable snowman. But that's more of a winter thing. You know, seasonal
Ginnie: Stop talking Aileen: You think I'm any good at that?
Gabe: I don't know if I can do this Edward: Come on, haven't you ever wanted to punch me? Just a little? Celeste: Yes Kayleigh: Yes May: Yes Cassie: Yes. Wait...what are we voting on? Edward: I wasn't asking you people
Teacher: That's 15 minutes for you as well, Church. Count them! Kayleigh: That'll be hard, I don't think he can count that high
Edward: I'm fine, it's just a little nosebleed. I get them when it's dry, or when I get kicked in the face
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