Post by Becca Storm on Aug 30, 2016 16:32:12 GMT -6
Okay so I found a tumblr post (http://cas-blue-eye.tumblr.com/post/149714041928/rules-of-the-fahc-penthouse-as-written-by-jack) and I realised that it could very much work for the Rogues at least (and quite possibly for other groups), so I changed as little as possible to get it to work. Hope you guys enjoy
@trickster Adam Sato Eleanora "Nora" Fries @viduus Mallory Mardon
Rules of the Rogues' Penthouse, as written by Captain Cold
1. Aaron and Mal are not allowed in Ikea
2. Only eat fruit from the fruit bowl
3. Don’t set fire to the bathtub, or the sofa, or Nora
4. No cats, dogs, fish, lizards, snakes, donkeys, or penguins (how) in the penthouse
5. No random recreations of Rocky Horror, no matter how “good Aaron's friend Adam looks in fishnets” (you’re scaring me guys)
6. Mal has to spend at least 12 hours a week outside of the penthouse
7. No dying Mal's hair pink in the middle of the night
8. No dying Cold's hair (and moustache) pink in the middle of the night
9. No midnight snacks unless everyone is invited
10. No penguins
11. No waking up everyone at 6 o'clock in the morning with ke$ha
12. No stealing Flo's golden eyeliner
13. No stealing Flo’s hair curlers
14. No penguins
15. NO ROCKY HORROR
16. No parties
17. Russian vodka is only allowed to be taken in small doses
18. No gaming for 5 days straight
19. No recreating basic instinct with Aaron and a wig
20. No vacuuming while naked
21. If you are going to wear a skirt, wear underwear
22. No giant inflatable objects in the penthouse
23. No jumping out of windows in the name of “parkour” (you are going to give Me a heart attack)
24. No sex outside of your rooms (see above)
25. No pillow fights
26. No water fights
27. No penguins Nora
28. No fist fights
29. No gun fiGHTS YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER
30. NO PENGUINS HOW DO YOU KEEP SMUGGLING THEM IN!?!??
@trickster Adam Sato Eleanora "Nora" Fries @viduus Mallory Mardon
Rules of the Rogues' Penthouse, as written by Captain Cold
1. Aaron and Mal are not allowed in Ikea
2. Only eat fruit from the fruit bowl
3. Don’t set fire to the bathtub, or the sofa, or Nora
4. No cats, dogs, fish, lizards, snakes, donkeys, or penguins (how) in the penthouse
5. No random recreations of Rocky Horror, no matter how “good Aaron's friend Adam looks in fishnets” (you’re scaring me guys)
6. Mal has to spend at least 12 hours a week outside of the penthouse
7. No dying Mal's hair pink in the middle of the night
8. No dying Cold's hair (and moustache) pink in the middle of the night
9. No midnight snacks unless everyone is invited
10. No penguins
11. No waking up everyone at 6 o'clock in the morning with ke$ha
12. No stealing Flo's golden eyeliner
13. No stealing Flo’s hair curlers
14. No penguins
15. NO ROCKY HORROR
16. No parties
17. Russian vodka is only allowed to be taken in small doses
18. No gaming for 5 days straight
19. No recreating basic instinct with Aaron and a wig
20. No vacuuming while naked
21. If you are going to wear a skirt, wear underwear
22. No giant inflatable objects in the penthouse
23. No jumping out of windows in the name of “parkour” (you are going to give Me a heart attack)
24. No sex outside of your rooms (see above)
25. No pillow fights
26. No water fights
27. No penguins Nora
28. No fist fights
29. No gun fiGHTS YOU ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER
30. NO PENGUINS HOW DO YOU KEEP SMUGGLING THEM IN!?!??
