•  Call Nora a Bitch to her face  Done 4 times
• Deface the Flash statue
• Buy a life size replica of the T-rex head from Jurassic Park
• Smash a parademon in the face with a baseball bat
•  Tell kids to search up disgusting things on the internet  Done with both Harlequin Babies and Blue Waffle
•  Prank call the Avengers  Didn't go as planned. Ginnie now knows I have the Avengers phone number, but I still did it and got Leif on it to, though he only did it so I wouldn't bug him for nudes to sell on line.
• Steal the Hope Diamond
• Punch the Flash and Kid Flash in the face
•  Use kunai and rope to drag myself across the floor while singing the Spiderman song  Was epic, would do again
• Destroy Titan Tower
• Find out what Owen is up to
• Bitch slap Thanos
• Throw pie at Leif's face
• Lil Green
• Steal either Green Goblins hover board or A Royal Flush flying card
• Tell Adam to search up degloved face
• Find Mal a Girl/boyfriend
• 
  

Warning NSFW


Aaron: You got the phone number?
Leikny: Well, yeah, I'd be an awful cousin if I didn't.
Aaron Alright just as planned alright, and don't make those weird noises we talked about
Leikny: *dials up* *chucks the starkphone over to Aaron* They aren't weird.
Aaron: Yes they are, quick do the voice thing
Leikny: Okay, okay *illusion casts over Aaron's voice* *fem-shifts*
Female Voice: One, two, one, two
Female Voice: Oh God I sound amazing.
Male voice: Feels so weird to force the voice to not...
Female Voice: Alright, call the tower
Male voice: I already did. *hands the starkphone over while dangling in the other person's face*
Virginia: I swear, if Aileen missed her cab again... *sighs and answers the phone* Hello?
Female Voice: Oh god yes -more moans- You're so big -voice Ginnie recognises-
Male voice: Yes, yes. *does a slightly bizarre noise which is still passable just... bizarre* Well I've been holding back so long...
Female Voice: I can see why they call you the captain. -moans again-
Male voice: And why T'Shan has no right to claiming that only the most worthy can lift his hammer?
Female Voice: Well he's not worthy for me, Only you are -kissing noises-
Virginia: ......... This is a joke, right? Aileen, you've made your point, that's quite enough. *nope. nopenopenope this is not happening*
Female Voice: Do you hear that?
Male voice: *imitates these noises to a much better level* Oh, only the best get to room with a Captain.
Female Voice: Shut up James! -pats hands around like someone looking through clothes-
Female Voice: Oh god... I butt dialied Ginnie!
Male voice: Oh you know I don't shut up easily... You what?!
Virginia: *takes a slow deep breathe and sits down* Whenever you two are done...
Female Voice: Fuck, Fuck, Fuckkkkk. Now she knows we've been doing this for weeks!
Female Voice: Oh god Ginnie, I'm so sorry
Male voice: *whispers* Just answer the stark girl, Aileen. We can't hide it now
Female Voice: You've seen James, Ginnie. He's just... So much man
Virginia: *tapping her foot lightly, taking a moment before speaking.* Aileen, how could you? *soft [pretty fake] sobbing* You knew. You knew the whole time. I... I just... how, Aileen? How could you do this?
Male voice: By my obvious manliness.
Female Voice: I'm sorry Ginnie, but he's just so big. You should see it sometime, you know me, you and James.
Male voice: *whispers* Like I'd do it with her, she's more interested in /paperwork/
Virginia: */jesus christ, they could at least try to speak like them.../* And here... here I thought you were my friend, Ai.
Female Voice: *puts phone away, but still on connection* Change the voice back we've got her
Virginia: *no, no you really don't, but you keep thinking that aaron xD*
Male voice: *actually whispers isntead of stage-whispering* I think we haven't yet.
Female Voice: *whispers back* fine
Male voice: *whipsering again* Start up again.
Female Voice: You know Ginnie, if you want, Me, you James and his amazing trouser snake and T'shan and his Hammer can meet up somewhere for some fun
Male voice: Apparently Steve Rogers was worthy enough to pick up T'Shan's hammer.
Female Voice: *whispers* Dude! Captain America isn't gay!
Virginia: Why would I want to 'meet up' with you. You were just about to /fuck/ my... whatever he is. and you /called/ me before you did it. *okay, stop that, gonna make her laugh. trying so hard to keep her tone and features straight.*
Male voice: *whispers back* Well, she knows it's not her team members. May as well have some fun with it.
Female Voice: *whispers* true
Female Voice: but Ginnie, I have something important to tell you... I have an appointment. I'm gonna become a lady boy
Virginia: *she breaks and starts to laugh, shaking* Alright, I tried. I tried to go along with... who ever the hell you two are. But that? Come on, if you're going to call someone pretending to be someone else, the least you can do is /try/ to speak like them?
Female Voice: Alright change my voice back Leif, I hate sounding like a slut
Male voice: Oh, we're speaking how everyone else hears them outside your illusionary little bubble.
Leikny: *de-illusions Aaron* *and keeps the fem form*
Aaron: Congratulations Ginnie Stark!
Leikny: You don't say congratulations at that.
Aaron: You've been pranked by the amazing duo of Leif Lokison and me the amazing Trickster!
Leikny: You wait for the interrogation. Seriously, you need a tutor.
Leikny: ...
Aaron: You should feel honoured
Leikny: *makes coughing noises* Lokidottir *cough*
Aaron: shut it Draco
Virginia: You don't do this often, do you, kid?
Leikny: Okay, Erin.
Aaron: Don't call me that man.
Leikny: I'll keep calling you that until you get the hint, Erin.
Aaron: And I did this before you were even born lady. It just it's hard to do it with pompous nerds
Virginia: So, Erin and Leif, huh?
Leikny: You did not. That was actually a sad attempt at lying. And I'm not "pompous".
Aaron: I'm not calling you pompous I'm talking about the nerd on the other side of the phone, and I'm not Erin, it's Aaron
Leikny: *snatches the phone from Aaron* I ill continue this story until one of you gets it right. *starts telling the story of how Loki banged a stallion*
Virginia: Right, so alias Trickster, first name Aaron. And Leif Lokison. You two are just wonderful at this. *sarcasm*
Aaron: We never said we were
Leikny: *raises voice. Something about a wall and a mighty-fine stallion. including a minute description of this stallion* *interrupts for the amount of time necessary for the following statement.* Well, he is.
Aaron: No one wants to hear the story about how your dad got fucked by a horse
Leikny: *interrupts again* I told you how to stop this.
Virginia: Are you two quite done?
Aaron: I think we are -Grabs phone from Leif and hangs up-
Leikny: *sighs just a little* *does that deep inhale thing* *does a huge sigh* I guess I'm not getting a correction from you then.
Virginia: Good. *puts the phone away, immediately goes to write down names for research purposes later* Idiots should have at least kept their names to themselves.