As a joke, we decided to put the names of all the site's characters into a hat and see who gets to enter wedded bliss with who. These... are the results. Rather like the old page tracing the various relationships that REALLY exist on the site.

Danny McCoy / Maximus
Lucinda Anders / Celeste Belmont
Ezekiel Stane / Josephine Lawler
Mallory Mardon / Sebastian Blood X
Jamie Andrews / Chaz Snow
Isaac Allerdyce / Julius Savage
Kent V. Nelson / Emily Olsen
Oliver 'Ollie' Madrox / Rayne Madrox
Lenore Hammer / JJ Grayson
Cassandra "Cassie" Altman / Gabriel Kaplan-Altman
James Barnes Jr. / Henri Batroc
Helen Danvers / Edward Church
Adam Sato / Cassandra "Cassie" Altman
Lewis Tetch / Lilith Jophiel
Gwenevive Dylan / Ben Gerring
Isabella Woodrue / Beatrice Bleak
Oliver "Ollie" Madrox / Tessa Anderson
A'Jax Stack / Chloe Walker
Virginia "Ginnie" Stark / Lunaria Wilson
Aileen Barton / Roxy Sage
Zero Weaslson III / Marty Jordan
Chari Hawkins / Florence "Flo" Viduus
Lilura Maximoff / Laurel Queen
Rupert Rhodes / Jor
Barry Allen / Dahlia Andrews
Dolofonia / Owen Merlowe
Alexandra Moon / Gabriel Kaplan-Altman
May Kinney-Riley / Walter West
Zoey / Kamilla Schmidt
Melody Talent / Mari Creed
Becca Storm / Dinah Grayson
Liz Kane / Enrique Baez
Rayne Madrox / Wyatt Andrews
Eleanora "Nora" Fries / Caspar Rumlow-Schmidt
Charlie Rider / Kayleigh Wilson
T'Shan Thorson / S'Fada Thorsdottir
Gabrielle Wilson / Aaron Walker
S'Fada Thorsdottir / Andrew Peters
T'Shan Thorson / Captain Desmond Stargrave
Leif Lokison

Edward sees absolutely no issue with this
Aileen's cool with archer girls
If Melody didn't have the Joker, I'm sure she wouldn't mind too much
Rupert looks awkward
Andrew's just thankful it isn't a vampire
Caspar doesn't want some American
Becca's totally heterosexual *shifty eyes*

Lilith is tottaly cool with whomever
Issac wants to know who this...Julius gut even is.
Tessa shakes her head, rolls her eyes ands chuckles. Then gets very serious an says he damn well better not bring work home (unless it's a puppy)
First, Sif wants to know why she's on there twice, and says she'd rather die about her being matched with her brother and that she is not a Lanister. Also, who is Andrew?

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Gabe: Not sure why he has to be dating his twin sister. And is unsure if this is some weird reference to a parrallel unuverse version of his kind of grandma and kind of great uncle. But is okay with the pairing with Alex. Wondering why he seems to be having some weird foursome.
Cassie: wondering who on Earth thought she'd date Gabe even if he weren't her brother. Can think of worse than Adam to be paired with, but still prefers Aaron. Can also think of a sibling who would like more to be paired with Adam than she would.
Leif: forever alone. "Typical".
Kay: says he is at least good looking. And better than Ed any day.
Flo: Slightly concerned at this pairing. At least can make dying to leave comments. Wondering if this was just so Chari could do vivisections and dissections frequently without having to bodysnatch? Or about other human experiments involving dying many times?